Human Piñata Tee: EMS Dark Humor Gear
ShiftWorx catalog
Feel the heat? You're more than just a firefighter or paramedic – you're a human piñata for complaints. Our tee delivers raw, earned humor inspired by the frontline chaos you thrive in. This Gildan classic is your go-to fire department gift for those who understand the chaos we call life. Wear it when the alarms ring and laughs keep you alive. Dare to embrace the madness? Grab yours now!
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Printed to order: your item is produced in 2-5 business days, then shipped. Most US orders arrive within 5-10 business days of ordering.
Size chart
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest (in) | 34-36 | 38-40 | 42-44 | 46-48 | 50-52 | 54-56 |
Returns: if your order arrives defective, damaged, or wrong, we replace it or refund it - that promise is in our Refund & Returns Policy. Personalised items are final sale unless defective.
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