I Speak Fluent Trauma & Sarcasm Tee for Paramedics
ShiftWorx catalog
For those who tackle chaos head-on, this tee is your badge of honor. Whether you're running EMS calls or swapping tales in the firehouse, it reminds everyone of the gritty resilience it takes to be a first responder. Perfect as a fire department gift or for any paramedic who lives by raw, dark humor. Show the world that with every scene, you've earned your stripes. Grab yours and let the world know you speak fluent trauma and sarcasm.
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Size chart
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest (in) | 34-36 | 38-40 | 42-44 | 46-48 | 50-52 | 54-56 |
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