Vitals are a Joke Tee
ShiftWorx catalog
As a firefighter or paramedic, you're no stranger to taking vitals. But let's be real, your own self-worth? That's a different story. This dark humor tee is for those who've earned their stripes in the fire department or on the EMS front lines. Rep your chaotic lifestyle with pride - grab this tee and show 'em you're not afraid to laugh at the absurdity of it all.
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Printed to order: your item is produced in 2-5 business days, then shipped. Most US orders arrive within 5-10 business days of ordering.
Size chart
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest (in) | 34-36 | 38-40 | 42-44 | 46-48 | 50-52 | 54-56 |
Returns: if your order arrives defective, damaged, or wrong, we replace it or refund it - that promise is in our Refund & Returns Policy. Personalised items are final sale unless defective.
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